Boondrift Sports: 1981 Pontoon Combat T-Shirt

Price range: $31.99 through $39.99

Sheet metal? Check!

Boat from an old marina surplus sale? Check!

More bravery than brains? Check!

The 1981 edition of Pontoon Combat was a landmark moment for experimental sports, combining the bone-rattling chaos of demolition derby with the questionable structural integrity of raggedy old pontoon boats.

It was an even bigger win for Duncan County Hospital, whose fourth-quarter deficit reportedly disappeared overnight.

Twelve men entered the marina. One claimed the trophy.

Was it Tommy Stetson? Jarvis Whitaker? Or did Paul Colón somehow survive the carnage and take home the hardware?

More importantly…

Would Duncan County actually allow an ’82 edition!?

The 1981 Boondrift Sports collection pays tribute to the mythical local legends who probably existed… somewhere out there.

This shirt combines vintage demolition derby chaos, old-school beach-life grit, and just enough beautiful absurdity to make people stop, stare, and eventually ask:

“Wait… was this a real event?”

Made from cotton or a cotton blend depending on color selection.

Product Details

  • Unisex classic fit
  • Midweight feel
  • 100% cotton on most solid colors
  • Cotton/polyester blend on select colors
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Tubular construction
  • Printed to order
Size guide
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9
Care Instructions  
General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for everyday wear and lasting enjoyment.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.

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Product Variations

We do our best to accurately represent every product. Actual print size, placement, and colors may vary slightly depending on garment size, screen settings, and production methods.

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